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badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

Video 1 Sep 368,292 notes

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

The more you know!!

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consulting-timelady:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

image

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reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

BAABYYYYYYY ;~;

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

BAABYYYYYYY ;~;

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neil-gaiman:

gameofthorins:

I want to spend a day in the mind of Neil Gaiman, honestly. 

You really don’t. It’s weird in here. Also I think that thing over there in the corner of my mind is moving.

Don’t look. Maybe it won’t see us.

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