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textsfromgayswimmers:

everybody is gay

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atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

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via Dreamland.
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this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

Quote 29 Jul 222,957 notes
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
— 

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via timid)

 

(via dangmichael)

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Text 29 Jul 626,117 notes Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.
— Edgar Allan Poe (via feathery-soul)

(Source: letteratura-litterature)

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